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  •  I can not go to school today... (2+ / 0-)
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    Wee Mama, BlueDragon

    ...said little Peggy Ann McKay.

    "I have the measles and the mumps,
    A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

    My mouth is wet, my throat is dry.
    I'm going blind in my right eye.
    My tonsils are as big as rocks,
    I've counted sixteen chicken pox.

    And there's one more - that's seventeen,
    And don't you think my face looks green?
    My leg is cut, my eyes are blue,
    It might be the instamatic flu."

    That's what Romney's latest excuse sounds like to me...

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