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  •  The Earth looks rather hastily built (4+ / 0-)
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    Aunt Pat, lurkyloo, native, Troubadour

    (1) There are foundation problems that manifest themselves as rather frequent earthquakes.

    (2) The HVAC system can't maintain its temperature.

    (3) The sprinkler system over-waters the pacific northwest while the sprinkler heads in the sahara haven't worked in years.

    (4) The alarm system keeps going off about crazy CT theories while ignoring actual thievery.

    (5) The tides.  Fish could eat all damn day if they didn't have to spend most of their time hiding from currents.

    (6) The place is obviously sitting on a landfill that continuously precipitates lava, methane, radon, tar, oil, and all other manner of yuckiness.

    (7) Too many occupants.  The place was originally built as a 2-bdrm w/ bonus rm but the occupants converted the garage into two more small bedrooms and added a half-bath and now 7 billion people live in the place.  The plumbing is overtaxed and there is no parking.

    (8) There are a half-dozen conflicting home warranty plans printed in a host of languages, and no one can agree one whether the place is supposed to be closed on Saturday, Sunday, or not at all.

    (9) The fridge is running out of all the really good munchies.  We're short on ahi tuna, but there are tons of anchovies.  Problem is, no one really likes anchovies except on pizza.

    (10) Just about the time all the salmon is concentrated and easy to catch, the entire population simultaneoulsy rots apart while alive.  What idiot planned this feature?

    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win". Mohandas K. Gandhi

    by DaveinBremerton on Sun Oct 07, 2012 at 07:31:12 AM PDT

    •  And let's not forget the "perfect design" (1+ / 0-)
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      DaveinBremerton

      of the human body in "God's image" - you know, the design with an appendix, prone to hiccups, that gets hemmorhoids, that eats through the same tube it breathes through, and whose sub-systems are constantly going wrong.

      Everything there is to know about the GOP: They're the Bad Guys.

      by Troubadour on Sun Oct 07, 2012 at 03:31:06 PM PDT

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