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  •  The Sermon on the Martini (3+ / 0-)
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    cactusgal, earthling1, Calamity Jean

    And seeing none of  47%, he went up into the club room: and after he was fed, his rich came unto him:
    and he smirked, and schooled them, saying,

    The Attitudes
    Lk. 6.20-23

    ¶ Blessed are the super-rich: for theirs is the whole kingdom.
    ¶ Blessed are they that are unborn of the 47%: for they shall be our non-union workers.
    ¶ Blessed are the beans of the 47%: for they shall be forced to be born.
    ¶ Blessed are they of the 47% which do hunger and thirst, for they will learn to labor.
    ¶ Blessed are they of the 47% dying without Medicare, for they shall die quicker.
    ¶ Blessed are the creators of jobs: for they shall see the Caymans.
    ¶ Blessed are the pacemakers: for they shall be for the 1%.
    ¶ Blessed are they which are working for retirement: for theirs is going to Wall Street.
    ¶ Blessed are ye 1%, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward: for so persecuted they the pharaohs which were before you.

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