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  •  here's another 5-step Romney disaster plan: (1+ / 0-)
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    ThatPoshGirl

    1)  Upon taking office, ring up Hu Jintao in Beijing, and tell him the US is going to sue China for "being a currency manipulator" (thereby keeping one of his promises from debate #3).

    2)  Next, ring up Vladimir Putin and read him the riot act over one thing or another.

    3)  Order air-strikes on Teheran.

    4)  Go on TV warning China and Russia to stay the hell out of it or the United States will consider any such involvement on their part to be an act of war against the US.  

    5)  BOOOM!

    But hey, look at the bright side.  Somewhere after step (2), there will be a building boom for backyard fallout shelters, and unemployment will drop to around 7% for the month or two it takes to build them.  

    "Minus two votes for the Republican" equals "plus one vote for the Democrat." Arithmetic doesn't care about their feelings either!

    by G2geek on Thu Nov 01, 2012 at 03:39:55 AM PDT

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