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    Cinnamon, irishwitch

    Visualizing your daughter hanging from a chandelier and throwing all your stuff out the window is hilarious.

    Not laughing at the spanking part.

    The Republican Party is Simply a Coalition of Greed and Hate

    by kerplunk on Sun Nov 18, 2012 at 09:20:01 AM PST

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    •  It does sound funny now (3+ / 0-)
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      kerplunk, irishwitch, CuriousBoston

      but after both times? I sobbed my heart out for hours afterwards.

      A child with impulsivity control issues and no sense of situational awareness, I am dreading her teen years when she really "discovers" the opposite sex. When she was little, I have jumped over shopping carts as she sprinted away in the grocery parking lot (in winter, when it was icy, and I was in a foot immobilizer.) I found her playing "sandbox" with open containers of red chile pepper (which thank god hadn't got in her eyes yet). I have bellowed to the 4 walls of every big box store in our area to find her when she has "disappeared". I have taken her in and given her a hot bath when she decided to play outside, naked, in January. (same day as the makeup-tossing, btw)

      After telling some of my stories, friends finally convinced me I should have a blog. So I did.

      Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. ~ Yoda Political Compass: -8.50, -6.46

      by Cinnamon on Sun Nov 18, 2012 at 09:29:26 AM PST

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