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    •  As Jmmy Fallon in his character of David Bowie (9+ / 0-)

      or David Tebowie....

      Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow, please leave me alone. I am tired of watching all these football games. I have better things to do.  

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      by wishingwell on Sat Nov 24, 2012 at 05:00:58 PM PST

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      •  let's hear it! (4+ / 0-)




        volume is not loud--turn it up

        Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
        Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
        Can't win by myself but with Your help I might
        (ten, nine)
        Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
        (eight seven six five four)
        Commencing Fourth Down hut hut hike
        (three two one)
        Snap the football and (Touchdown)
        may God's love be with me

        This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow
        Please leave me alone!
        Don't you know my day of rest is Sunday?
        And I'm sick of watching all these Broncos Games

        I hear that you play New England next week
        Dude you're on your own
        Brady is too good and I've got better things to do!

        Though I've passed 316 yards
        there's still two games to go
        If I want to make it to the Super Bowl
        And show everyone on Earth how to Tebow

        Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
        The Broncos won we're still alive
        C'mon everyone Tebow
        C'mon everyone Tebow
        C'mon everyone Tebow
        C'mon everyone Tebow!

        "Politics is like driving. To go backward put it in R. To go forward put it in D."
        Four More Years! How sweet it is!!!

        by TrueBlueMajority on Sat Nov 24, 2012 at 08:18:08 PM PST

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        •  Not a Christian here (3+ / 0-)

          not even a theist, to tell the truth. I guess that's why it has always mystified me that people pray for all these things that are all about them, them, them, and think that God will listen. Doesn't Tim Tebow realize that the opposing quarterback might be praying, too?

          Even things that might seem more altruistic, like praying that a loved one won't die, are usually about the feelings of the person doing the praying. I don't get any of this.

          "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."........ "The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." (yeah, same guy.)

          by sidnora on Sun Nov 25, 2012 at 08:33:58 AM PST

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        •  Thanks! Love this !! So funny ! (1+ / 0-)
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          by wishingwell on Sun Nov 25, 2012 at 10:53:07 AM PST

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