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  •  Hey, Pat, God called me on my mobile phone. (13+ / 0-)

    He said, "Obama's going to win."

    I said, "But I just saw Pat Robertson say on TV that You told him that Romney would win."

    "He's hearing voices. I haven't talked to him in years. And I mean years. The last time I talked to him, I told him that I don't bring hurricanes, tornadoes or other natural disasters down on folks because the area where these disasters strike are loaded with sinners. That's just bullshit. There's climate change and just the nature of the Earth. I asked him to stop spouting that shit in My name, but when he didn't stop doing it, I quit talking to him. He's an idiot, and I'm sorry I have to say that about one of my creations. But it's true."

    •  This calls for a lightning bolt (2+ / 0-)
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      historys mysteries, JeffW

      A mere cold shoulder from the Almighty is not sufficient.

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      Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
      ~ Jerry Garcia

      by DeadHead on Thu Nov 22, 2012 at 12:38:50 PM PST

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    •  Talking to god (0+ / 0-)

      Religious belief is a mental disorder. Anyone who buys into it is afflicted. It is only a matter of degree. Science tells us that prayer has the same effect as placebo. There's a reason for that, folks.

      --- Keep Christian mythology out of science class! @cybersaur1

      by cybersaur on Thu Nov 22, 2012 at 04:17:39 PM PST

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