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  •  First, to make sure no nice guns get hurt, (3+ / 0-)
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    tb mare, Amber6541, Laconic Lib

    we ask people to take them to their militia's nearest armory.  
    There they can be cleaned, fondled, brandished and safely stored.

    Owners can check them out to put holes in things that are appropriate for holing, after providing a reasonable explanation for what they need to hole, when and where.  

    Showing up drunk, angry or obviously unhinged may result in a brief delay in the owner's holing plans.  

    To assure the security of their free state, local officials may want to assure themselves that arms are not being born into situations where the brandishing of crayolas (CT), turbans (WI), buttered popcorn (CO) or other non-hole producing items related to our pursuit of happiness may be more appropriate.

    Just for starters, say.

    "I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! " -Pappy O'Daniel

    by jakewaters on Sun Dec 16, 2012 at 05:36:21 AM PST

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    •  That's fine (0+ / 0-)

      until the

      drunk, angry or obviously unhinged
      guy across the street who didn't comply when
      we ask people to take them to their militia's nearest armory
      decides that I'm part of his holing plans.
      •  Hope you get well soon. (1+ / 0-)
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        Laconic Lib

        If, during your recuperation, you  think long and hard about what else we will need to do to make sure the next neighbor, of school or churchful of people don't get holed., we'd be interested to hear.

        "I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! " -Pappy O'Daniel

        by jakewaters on Sun Dec 16, 2012 at 06:57:24 AM PST

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        •  So because (0+ / 0-)

          I don't agree with you, I'm il and in need of recuperation.
          Nice.

          •  No, you hypothetically got shot by your (0+ / 0-)

            neighbor is how I interpreted your post.  

             If you pried the gun out of his cold dead hands, kudos to you sir.

            "I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! " -Pappy O'Daniel

            by jakewaters on Sun Dec 16, 2012 at 01:45:22 PM PST

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