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  •  Quarkabilly Rockin' Boogie Woogie Antimatter (14+ / 0-)

    Doctor Poindexter, and Professor Zin
    Built a bombing atom smasher  - took it out for a spin
    Professor Zin said, “Poindexter, we need a smatter
    of quark-a-billy rockin’ boogie woogie antimatter”

    Quark-a-billy rockin’ boogie woogie antimatter
    accelerating particles of meson scatter
    Stop bugging me man I got atoms to shatter
    I need quark-a-billy rockin’ boogie woogie antimatter

    It’s a Synchrotron Hemi head super collider
    with a Higgs Boson blower and a neutron glider
    runs on tritium plasma fusion rocket fuel
    with a power pack measured in mega joules

    Chorus

    Poindexter told the doctor up in MIT
    “I need more power - gimme 30 dB
    Push the cadmium rods to 99.4
    Turn it up,  blow it out, close the bomb shelter door”

    Chorus

    Instro

    Quark doing nothing just sitting around
    Saw some antimatter bopping up and down
    Bopped once rebopped and pulled the alarm
    Then Quark blew his top cuz three times a charm

    chorus

    Quark and antimatter both began to shake
    Doctor said “Professor, we made a mistake.”
    Poindexter slammed the shelter door  - it made a loud clang
    Then it all blew up and they called it Big Bang

    Chorus

    quark-a-billy rockin’ boogie woogie antimatter
    quark-a-billy rockin’ boogie woogie antimatter
    quark-a-billy rockin’ boogie woogie antimatter
    quark-a-billy rockin’ boogie woogie antimatter

    Slow thinkers - keep right

    by Dave the Wave on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 05:49:40 AM PST

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