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  •  killing a horse (3+ / 0-)
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    FloridaSNMOM, ColoTim, sixeight120bpm

    i spent a loooong campaign as DM finding ways to kill a character's horse, which he kept replacing and naming "Penis". I didn't refuse him the naming rights to his own horse, but cosmic events kept killing it as my annoyance level rose.

    Nothing like the fertile imaginations of 6th grade boys.

    If only Michael Phelps hadn't smoked that pot...imagine what he could have accomplished with motivation and good lung capacity.

    by papa monzano on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 09:39:45 AM PST

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    •  Was in a party (2+ / 0-)
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      papa monzano, ColoTim

      with a treasure hog. He ALWAYS looted the best treasure from every quest. So the DM took the rest of us aside and told us to just let him have the next treasure. Seems he put a Staff of Gender Change in the treasure trove, just for this guy. It was hillarious. This big burly guy who looked like Axle from GNR playing this big burly guy... .who'd turned into this tiny petite female. We all had a lot of fun with it. But he did stop hogging all the treasure.

      "Madness! Total and complete madness! This never would've happened if the humans hadn't started fighting one another!" Londo Mollari

      by FloridaSNMOM on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 10:17:16 AM PST

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