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  •  So, I think (in my mnd) this (14+ / 0-)

    line of thinking rounds out both halves of the "rethug" stupidity:

    1) female - her system shuts down when it is "real" rape

    2) male - his system has the ability to ignore penetrating bullets while using strength from his penis to throw a bucket, thus disarming a heavily armed killer.

    Surprised to hear the military isn't already planning to issue buckets to those brave men and women deploying.


    While I am a fan of "finding common ground", we should keep in mind just who won the election....

    by left my heart on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 09:37:24 AM PST

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    •  There was one adult penis at the school (5+ / 0-)

      unfortunately, he was the one holding the guns and shooting the kids.  Somehow, having a penis doesn't seem to be very good qualification for preventing this problem when you look back and see that almost all mass shootings were committed by penis attached to a male body.  I'm not going to blame the penis for this.  I imagine vaginas have the ability to shoot too, just not as frequently and probably need to be provoked.  I don't know if this penis got provoked by something or he was just a hard case.  Maybe we need a blue ribbon commission (all penises of course) to see if Viagra infested penises might be causing these mass shootings.  That same blue ribbon commission could see if saltpeter could make for a wimpy penis and avert the problem.  Seems to me that rethugs should welcome this blue ribbon commission, because God knows they have plenty of hard experience.  /snark.  This is nothing more than a blame game to avoid the real issue.  Assault weapons and large ammunition clips and full background checks for all gun sales.  Anything else if a cop out.

      "War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength", George Orwell, "1984" -7.63 -5.95

      by dangoch on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 11:23:13 AM PST

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    •  It's the "Bucket Defense." (2+ / 0-)
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      My bucket's got a hole in it.
      Sorry I couldn't help it.
      It was right there.

      "Too much. There's too much fucking perspective now." David St. Hubbins

      by nellgwen on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 11:24:43 AM PST

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    •  Yes- (1+ / 0-)
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      in fact---I'm thinking if we have to listen to too much more republican stupidity we may all need buckets.

      "If it were up to me, I'd take away the guns."--Cheryl Wheeler

      by lyvwyr101 on Wed Dec 19, 2012 at 03:54:53 PM PST

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