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  •  Goddammit! I have a smoker! (1+ / 0-)
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    Cartoon Peril

    it's better than ANY easy-bake oven and I use it to make smoked salmon, ribs, and chicken.

    And I'm manly enough..... (though I don't have a gun...)

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

    by xxdr zombiexx on Fri Dec 21, 2012 at 06:41:47 AM PST

    •  Yes, but it's OUTSIDE, and men can cook outside (2+ / 0-)
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      Not inside, that's for women, unless they're chefs and getting paid to cook, in which case, yes, men can cook inside.

      See how it all works together?  All part of God's plan.

      You have exactly 10 seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!

      by Cartoon Peril on Fri Dec 21, 2012 at 07:07:39 AM PST

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    •  Smokers are an excellent choice (0+ / 0-)

      for those needing to up their manliness quotient.  Much better for that purpose than grilling, which any guy can do.

      If you dry the meat as well as smoking it, that's even more manly.  Clamp down on the strip of smoked jerky with your molars, tear it away with your hand, and then slowly chew it while looking off into the horizon.

      "When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions" ~ Kurt Cobain, Territorial Pissings

      by Subterranean on Fri Dec 21, 2012 at 08:50:32 AM PST

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