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  •  STEP 7: steal underpants (5+ / 0-)
    STEP 1: You need to have some lube at hand. Othewrise a good assfucking will hurt.
    STEP 2: Get into a good position. I recommend being on your hands and knees. When you have more experience at being a democrat you can try other positions as well, but lets keep it siple for now.
    STEP 3: Now this is VERY important! When the cock is pushing into your ass you need to push back, like your taking a dump. OK? If you don't, the cock will have a hard (Ha!) time getting in your ass.
    STEP 4: Enjoy your assfucking! Now your a real democrat! Remeber to clench your ass so your boyfriend will enjoy it more.
    STEP 5: After your boyfriend cums in your ass, I recommend covering your butthole with a kleenex or something so the cum doesnt drip all over the carpets and stuff. Then just run to your toilet and poop that jizz out!
    STEP 6: Say thank you to your boyfriend, so he will keep on assfucking you in the future.

    yksitoista ulotteinen presidentin shakki. / tappaa kaikki natsit "Nous sommes un groupuscule" (-9.50; -7.03) 政治委员, 政委‽ Warning - some snark above ‽

    by annieli on Sat Jan 05, 2013 at 11:30:10 AM PST

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