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  •  They would form a singularity of batshit (4+ / 0-)

    ripping in a black hole in their crazy universe.

    Not this mind and not this heart, I won't rot • Mumford & Sons

    by jayden on Mon Jan 07, 2013 at 11:01:01 PM PST

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    •  The expanding event horizon could suck in even (1+ / 0-)
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      more crazies, leading to an apocalyptic  solar system sized, donut-shaped guano field with vast surrounding hydrocarbon Hanity-class clouds and rifts of dark-energy O'Reilly-grade eruptions generated by the congealing crazies undergoing lightspeed gravitational compression into impenetrable Limbeau balls, which in turn induces transdimensional mind-imploding outrage-powered Coulter-ray telefartation beams. And that of course, and so sadly, elicits and draws in even more fringe-loving wingnuts from those with genetic predispositions to single-issue brain-consuming fear, soul-shrinking hatred, and cranial compressing loathing.  

      One may well wonder how close we've come to this sort of large scale dark-energy event already, even in spite of the efforts of Obama or the Giffords, or private citizen media personalities like Dr. Oz, Oprah, Dr. Phil, the Dalli Lama and a host of others.  I've done a few computations.  After taking into account the Doppler effect, the resonance and harmonics frequencies as the fringes of this vibrating guano cloud impacts Earth's atmospheric layers, our radio telescopes are likely to record high amplitude patterns resembling various Fox News personalities exploding in outrage about this or that trivial or made-up topic, and becoming a rather constant layer of background noise in our corner of the universe.  There's just not enough Beano or Gax-X in the known universe to help control this, even at current pre-Apocalyptic levels. We've come to near saturation levels already.  I suspect we are lucky to have avoided the worst possible outcomes in the near term but we've seen precursors that should give us real pause.

      If we cannot contain it, we may be able to aim to limit these effects to blowing off in safe confined directions, perhaps like pulsars emit energy along polar angles.  Just think about how talking about Obama having a couple shiny Trillion dollar platinum coins minted has already limited the ability of the GOP sphincter to contract upon itself in the attempt to shutdown Obama's branch of government, trigger the event horizon of full-metal jacket chaotic hatred and force us all into the blackhole sewer of civil dystopia. I'm hoping Obama and Biden are jingling a couple coins in their pockets whenever in talks with GOP leaders.

      The recent implosion of Bain's Clear Channel and network of many hundreds of AM radio stations with conservacrazy talk-hatred shows gives me some hope that steps of containment may yet be possible, perhaps forcing open a window where enough dedicated human activity and behavior could be focused on progressive change to preclude any horrific critical guano mass event opening up major rifts in our continents and tectonic regions.  I don't know what it will take to shake off the idea that the way to fix homelessness, joblessness, ignorance, starvation and sickness is to starve, evicerate, darken and drown the public's governmental organization, but we need to keep researching and finding a cure for Loathing-Induced Cranial Implosion Syndrome (LICIS) before any more Coulter-ray Telefartation beams can suck in more generations of humanity.

      When life gives you wingnuts, make wingnut butter!

      by antirove on Tue Jan 08, 2013 at 10:07:18 AM PST

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