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  •  Money's short, Times are hard, (5+ / 0-)

    here's your fucking Christmas card. ##

    T'was the night before Christmas
    And all through the house,
    Everybody felt shitty
    Even the mouse.

    Mum at the whorehouse
    And Dad smoking Grass,
    I'd just settled down
    For a nice piece of ass.

    When out on the lawn
    I heard such a clatter,
    I sprung from my peice
    To see what was the matter.

    Then out on the lawn
    I saw a big dick,
    I know in a moment
    It must be Saint Nick.

    He came down the chimney
    Like a bat out of hell,
    I knew in a moment
    The fucker had fell.

    He filled all our stockings
    With pretzels and beer,
    And a big rubber dick
    For my brother, the queer.

    He rose up the chimney
    With a thunderous fart,
    The son of a bitch
    Blew the chimney apart.

    He swore and he cursed
    As he rode out of sight,
    "Piss on you all!
    And have a hell of a night!"

    Real Democrats don't abandon the middle class. --John Kerry

    by Lucy Montrose on Sat Jan 12, 2013 at 11:24:40 AM PST

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    •  Can't really req that (1+ / 0-)
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      Sirenus

      I did laugh though.

      Quote of the week: "They call themselves bipartisan because they're able to buy members of both parties," (R. Eskow, Campaign for America's Future.)

      by mbayrob on Sat Jan 12, 2013 at 04:53:37 PM PST

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