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  •  Floyd, there clearly are ketchup packets being (0+ / 0-)

    used in the above video so don't panic yet.

    Your conventional ketchup packet stomping days don't have to end...unless of course you may find other more enlightened things to do with those packets, other than, say, wedging them into the hinges of car doors of hated enemies or sports jocks for instance.  But you can think bigger Floyd, if you go just a bit beyond that short-term immediate gratification approach to ketchup packet bursting.

    My favorite would be discretely wedging them into those plastic shoulder pads or helmets of football player jocks prior to game time, although it is most satisfying fun if their uniforms are not red. Otherwise I suppose mustard packets or chili sauce could be used.  On those pointless pom-poms try a dab or two of honey. (Yeah, Mr. Elitist Muscle-bound Mud-loving Footballer (not meaning you here Floyd), I did prefer track, cross-country, chess club, and volleyball to that "real man's" sport of football and the associated cheerleader cult. Where else do hormone levels score higher than IQ points? Oh, you take offense?  What can you make of it? Think you can outrun me or escape my 90 mph overhand volleyball serve? See your great intellect in AP calculus and physics--oh yeah, I won't.  No! No! No! Help! Not the swirly!)

    When life gives you wingnuts, make wingnut butter!

    by antirove on Fri Jan 11, 2013 at 12:30:47 PM PST

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