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  •  O lord, bless this thy hand grenade... (8+ / 0-)


    "I chose to change facts, reality, and the meaning of words, in order to make a much larger point." - Paul Ryan John Oliver

    by SC Lib on Fri Jan 18, 2013 at 01:18:16 PM PST

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    •  that with it Thou maybest blow Thine enemies ... (2+ / 0-)
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      to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...

      At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]...

      And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

      In times like these, we cannot make too much music.

      by ProvokingMeaning on Fri Jan 18, 2013 at 04:42:10 PM PST

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