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  •  I was thinking that British soccer hooligans might (4+ / 0-)
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    grapes, chrismorgan, slothlax, wlkx

    be a possibility for Republican-leaning immigrants. But I am afraid that many of them are on the dole.

    Maxine Le Pen has some promising supporters, but unfortunately they are French.

    Silvio Berlusconi would fit right in (I am assuming Italian is OK these days), but he doesn't have any supporters any more.

    In Israel there are many who share their values, but they are somewhat Aryan-challenged.

    The Taliban are the only group that I can think of that would truly fit in. They are Aryan, want to destroy the US government, won't put up with feminists, don't like science or liberal education, and are enthusiastic about gun rights. They already hate Indians and would probably be willing to extend that to blacks, Hispanics, and any other minority group. Where is not to like?

    •  By George (W), I think you've got it. (2+ / 0-)
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      Andrew F Cockburn, wlkx

      That's how we can get out of Afghanistan without "losing" the war.

      Bring all of the Taliban and their families to the US and put them up in 'villages' that we set up in foreclosed suburban McMansions.

      Think about it. Bail out the banks by buying up of their foreclosed properties and bury the cost in the DOD budget. You can do anything and not hurt the deficit or anything else if you put it in the DOD budget .. don'tcha know?

      Now all of the teabaggers in the suburbs will have new neighbors that have AK-47s locked and loaded.

      Just think of the militias you can raise!

      [point of order: is a snark tag always required?]

      Maturity: Doing what you know is right - even though you were told to do it

      by grapes on Tue Jan 29, 2013 at 11:04:08 AM PST

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