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  •  I have to admit that Angry Birds do have an (4+ / 0-)
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    milkbone, klamothe, ElaineinIN, lyvwyr101

    impact on my violence level.  Every time I see that big fat pig, you know the one, I think of Mitch McConnell and am more motivated than ever to do him in.  The problem though is that my aim is more focused with that pig and and it doesn't take nearly long enough to do him in.  I just have to take a redo to really satisfy my violent urges.  The yellow bird reminds me of Eric Cantor and I take inordinate pleasure in running it into the concrete structures just to watch him crash and tumble away.  

    Maybe I would be safer with a gun.

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