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    There are storm clouds on the horizon!

    The sun is going dark!  There are locusts devouring what's left of my yard plantings after Sandy came through!

    Dogs are marrying cats!  Officiated by Rick Santorum!

    The stars are winking out!  (Remember the sun just went dark.)

    I see...I see...a mothership come to rapture up the true believers!  (Looks like they have a transporter beam of some kind.)  They are leaving all their earthly possessions behind!

    Arrrrggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cool echo chamber effects here.)

    (Liberaldregs regains his composure.)

    Hey, wait!  The wingnuts are all gone!  The storm clouds and sun going dark was just the squall line Weatherdude warned us about.  The mothership is out of Earth orbit and the sun is coming out.  And thanks to global warming, it's 65 degrees out.

    And the local megachurch pastor left behind his Porsche 911 Turbo, with signed over title to "you goddamn secularist Obamacare supporters" (that's me!) and the keys in the ignition.  When the rapture comes, we get their shit!!  Hooray!

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