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  •  Those are some mean SOB's. (2+ / 0-)
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    mungley, Darryl House
    •  Glenn... meet Matilda (10+ / 0-)

      As long as we're describing imaginary characters...

      Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
      Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

      And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
      As he told of bold battles and gold he had made

      But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
      When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;

      "Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
      Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"

      And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
      As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal

      And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
      When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!

      From Bethesda Softworks' The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
      •  Lovely. (2+ / 0-)
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        Aunt Pat, Darryl House

        I quit part way through Oblivion.
        (and never finished the werewolf expansion of elderscrolls 3.)

        Because I took an arrow to the knee, of course.

        Take back the House in 2014!!!! ( 50-state strategy needed)

        by mungley on Sat Feb 02, 2013 at 07:27:55 PM PST

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