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  •  So naturally he's gonna be on CNN... (5+ / 0-)

    http://lb0.rsc.mematt.org/...

    Makes sense to me...  They're like cockroaches.  They never go away.

    A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' Douglas Adams

    by dougymi on Tue Feb 05, 2013 at 05:09:56 PM PST

    •  OK, my question is (3+ / 0-)
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      Will there be balloons? You can't have a good clown show without balloons! (I'm sure CNN knows this already.)

      •  Or how about instead of "fire breathing" pundits (2+ / 0-)
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        a person who actually breathes fire?  Or sword juggling, or even an actual pinhead? (trypanophobes beware the last one)  Because I have seen some really good such shows in the past several months and there is no way in hell CNN or Faux can even come close as you can't have a good clown show without good sideshow performers, can you?

        You have watched Faux News, now lose 2d10 SAN.

        by Throw The Bums Out on Tue Feb 05, 2013 at 08:47:03 PM PST

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        •  morris isn't the sideshow performer? (1+ / 0-)
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          "Step right up folks... see the Amazing Egress!" as people reach for their remotes...

          A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' Douglas Adams

          by dougymi on Tue Feb 05, 2013 at 09:10:16 PM PST

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          •  Hell no, if he had to do even a tenth of the work (1+ / 0-)
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            involved just to get ready he would have quit by now.  It takes a firebreather weeks if not months of practicing controlling the spray of fuel from their mouth with water before they go anywhere near actual fuel and then even more time doing it outdoors away from everyone and everything before they can go on stage.  Not to mention that both Ms. Pincushion and even the regular burlesque performers will often spend days finding just the right music, wardrobe, and routine to make it as entertaining as possible.

            Not to mention that sideshow and burlesque performers are entertaining, Morris is not.

            You have watched Faux News, now lose 2d10 SAN.

            by Throw The Bums Out on Tue Feb 05, 2013 at 09:48:17 PM PST

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