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  •  Keep Talking, Ted (12+ / 0-)

    This is just what the Republican brand needs: more straight-talking patriots like Ted Nugent. Nugent is your standard-issue Republican hero.

     However, unlike other war-happy, Vietnam-dodging Republican heroes (cf: Dick Cheney, Mitt Romney, Bill O'Reilly et al) Ted didn't get multiple deferments (Cheney) or beat feet to France to peddle magic underpants to cheese-eating surrender monkeys (Romney) or hide out in his Mom's basement (O'Reilly) Ted took the real Republican he-man's way out...he shat himself...repeatedly.

    Yes; rather than wear his country's uniform and wield his beloved firearms, Ted filled his pants in a successful effort to convince Uncle Sugar that Ted was non compos mentis.

    I suspect that this had a lot to do with the fact that Teddy was just bright enough to grasp that in Vietnam, other people with firearms would be firing back.

    Your basic Tea Bagger: spineless, infantile and hopelessly dimwitted.

    Lightly Seared On The Reality Grill

    by Retroactive Genius on Wed Feb 06, 2013 at 02:42:52 PM PST

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