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View Diary: A New Threat to Our Freedoms: Women's Nipples! (107 comments)

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  •  It doesn't count if you aren't aroused.... (4+ / 0-)

    According to the law, the nipples have to be arousal-worthy.

    I'm not sure which judges will determine this - probably the editors of National Geographic or Chuck Barris, Jamie Farr and the rest of the Gong Show crew - but I can promise you I will not be convicted by a jury of my peers! eh eh.

    •  Actually, I think it says "intent" (2+ / 0-)
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      Dillonfence, Steven D

      I don't know if I am in court saying my intent is civil disobedience, or ventilation, or whatever, and any arousal on the part of anyone else is purely accidental, that will cover me (ha, ha) or not.

      Seems I am the authority on my motivation--though I somehow doubt it'll work that way in court.

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