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  •  Well this has got my nickers in a twist (8+ / 0-)

    After buying my tighty whities at Goodwill, I realize I have a demon in my drawers. So quickly I strip all the way down to the B day suit, so's I can pray the demons outta them skivvies. So there I was nekkid as a j bird reciting incantations over my laundry, when... (next poster takes over the story)

    A true craftsman will meticulously construct the apparatus of his own demise.

    by onionjim on Mon Feb 25, 2013 at 02:53:59 PM PST

    •  pat robertson, jimmy swaggart and (7+ / 0-)

      billy barty drive up in a 1968 pink Cadillac.  they all get out and start taking pictures of themselves pointing a huge cross at me and screaming in tongues.  when the police arrive...(next!)

      •  . . . and were all set to arrest us, when . . . (5+ / 0-)

        . . . my neighbour (a solicitor for the Sierra Club who has successfully sued for their 2nd Amendment right to arm bears) protested, reminding the cops we were just exorcising our tights (as laid out in the Bill of Tights). Whereupon . . . (next!)

        "Let's see what fresh fuckwittery the dolts can contrive to torment themselves with this time." -- The Hydrogen Sonata by Iain M. Banks

        by Skookum on Mon Feb 25, 2013 at 04:45:42 PM PST

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