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  •  Had one. (2+ / 0-)
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    lazybum, Not A Bot

    Dude named Simon. Nickname was "Rocky" or something like that.

    Probably several more too but I'm not really up on 1st century popes.

    Cogito, ergo Democrata.

    by Ahianne on Thu Mar 07, 2013 at 05:38:36 AM PST

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    •  Nawwww, those early ones were not ... (1+ / 0-)
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      ... Catholics, but just misled followers of a squirrelly fringe  rabbi who ticked the Romans off by withering perfectly good fruit trees and talking insurrection.  And talking it in red ink, too, which was a very serious offense in those days because red words were reserved for emperors and priestesses/temple hookers of Dionysus.  If anyone qualifies as the first Pope, it was Paul/Saul, and he wasn't Jewish because he openly apostatized when he started the new cult following his episode of heatstroke hallucination on the road to Damascus.  Thanks for the chuckle, though -- my morning was off to a rocky start until I read your post.  Don't let your sense of humor peter out.  Upon this crock I won't be besmirched, and the goys of PTL shall not presell me condo memberships.

      You know, with enough pun-ishness and outright mockery, first century CE Jews might have been able to laugh the upstart cult out of existence before Paul penned his first apostle epistle.  What a different (and presumably better) world we would have today.

      The wisdom of my forebears ... Two wise people will never agree. Man begins in dust and ends in dust — meanwhile it's good to drink some vodka. A man studies until he's seventy and dies a fool.

      by Not A Bot on Thu Mar 07, 2013 at 07:48:29 AM PST

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