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  •  Timing matters. I would get behind (2+ / 0-)
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    shoeless, miracle11

    a plan that involves committing the entire House GOP caucus to long-term custodial care in a locked facility in say, Uruguay.

    During their course of hospitalization, international speech therapists will assist them in many areas, including how to say 'Democratic' instead of looping off the last syllable.  Corresponding medical workups will be done to find donors for heart implants, the current Republican House members having no hearts at present.  It's not certain if anything can be done about their atrophied brains.  That undertaking may be for a later age.

    If such a plan could be implemented and completed by say, close of business tomorrow, this country would have far fewer budget problems than it currently has.  

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