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  •  This chart needs a new one, Frothycon (6+ / 0-)

    Archetype: Rick Santorum
    Purpose of Government: Legislate the bedroom
    In one word: 1800s
    Obama: Snob
    Biggest ally: Theocon
    Biggest rival: Libertarian
    Pet concern: Legislating morality
    Immigration: Deport
    International: Secretly admires Uganda, Saudi Arabia, Iran
    Guns: Oh hell yes!
    Abortion: Only if it's my wife
    Corporatism: Just stopped shopping at Amazon
    Race: Loves the blah people
    Taxes: Jesus hates them
    Gays: Ick no, because, bestiality!

    "How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?" - George Carlin

    by yg17 on Thu Mar 07, 2013 at 11:53:45 AM PST

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