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View Diary: Breaking: Jamie Dimon is in a Metric F$#k-Ton of Trouble UPDATED x5 (389 comments)

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  •  Yawn (5+ / 0-)

    When I see him sporting an orange jumpsuit and being put into a room with bars on it instead of mahogany accents, deep pile carpets, and a champagne fountain, I'll be happy.  

    I'm going to make a wild, off-the-wall prediction here.  I predict that he will get a fine that will seem staggering to us but represents change found under the couch cushions to him, a not-so-stern lecture from a functionary, and he'll be back to snorting coke off the tummies of high-class hookers with rolled-up $10,000 bills (or whatever it is these fuckers do for fun) by that evening.  

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