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    Well, either you're closing your eyes
    To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
    Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
    By the presence of a black man in your community.
    Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
    I say, trouble right here in Janesville.

    I say that any boob kin be against rapin' a woman
    And grant the poor some cash.
    And they call that sloth.
    The first big step on the road
    To the depths of deg-ra-Day--
    I say, first, extending unemployment bennies,
    Then full-fledged social security from the public teat.

    An' the next thing ya know,
    Your son is workin' for the Chinese
    In a pinch-back suit.

    Friends, lemme tell you what I mean.
    Ya got one ultra-liberal in the White House.
    And he don't know the diff'rence
    Between a gentlemen and a bum,
    With a name like "Obama,"
    And that rhymes with "Osama" and that stands for socialism!

    They'll all be frittern away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too!
    Get the gummint check on the pre-paid credit card.
    Never mind gittin' Dandelions pulled
    Or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded.
    Never mind pumpin' any water
    'Til your parents are caught with the Cistern empty
    On a Saturday night and that's trouble,
    Oh, yes we got lots and lots a' trouble.

    Right here in Janesville and Washington.
    Trouble with a name like Obama
    And that rhymes with Osama and that stands for socialism!

    Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents.
    I'm gonna be perfectly frank.
    Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
    On while they're loafin' around that White House?
    They're tryin' out rap, dinin' with thugs,
    Spendin' your hard-earned money, the money of the
    good people of Janesville.
    Good white folks,
    Business Owners,
    Job Creators!

    And braggin' all about
    How they're gonna cover up their trillion dollar waste with Olde English 800.
    One fine night, they pop open a 40,
    Headin' for the SOTU at the Hall where I work!
    With a shuck and jive that'll grab your son and your daughter
    With the arms of a jungle animal instink!
    Mass-staria!
    Friends, the curious open brain is the devil's playground!

    Mothers of River City!
    Heed the warning before it's too late!
    Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
    The moment your kid leaves the house,
    Does he give his lunch money to a bum?
    Does he ask why you hate Obama so much?
    Is there a Flush Rush t-shirt in the hamper?
    A Paul Krugman article from The New York Times hidden in the corn crib?
    Is he starting to memorize jokes from Bill Maher?  Jon Stewart?
    Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
    Words like "compassion"?
    And "fairness"?  "Equitable distribyew-shun"?

    Well, if so my friends,
    Ya got trouble,
    Right here in Janesville!
    With a name of Obama
    And that rhymes with Osama
    And that stands for Socialism.
    We've surely got trouble!

    Ayn is the bane! Take the Antidote To Ayn Rand and call your doctor in the morning: You have health insurance now! @floydbluealdus1

    by Floyd Blue on Fri Mar 15, 2013 at 09:28:32 AM PDT

    •  Thanks, Floyd (0+ / 0-)

      I have been rehearsing this song for 5 weeks - you are spot on!

      •  thank you! (0+ / 0-)

        this one just fits him perfectly!  especially that small town hokey pitch to the good people of Janesville.

        (I say it ad nauseum, and then beyond nauseum.....satire is writing itself these days.  I am not the best at song parodies, but my god, these clowns make it easy.)

        Ayn is the bane! Take the Antidote To Ayn Rand and call your doctor in the morning: You have health insurance now! @floydbluealdus1

        by Floyd Blue on Fri Mar 15, 2013 at 09:57:46 AM PDT

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