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    While it clearly  applies to CPAC -GOoPers when they deal with restaurant staff, there is another service industry that is well typed by GOP members.

    Hookers and top of the line prostitutes much prefer the GOP convention over the Democratic meat-ups.

    First, there is far less demand with us around, (the only group that seeks even more skin games is the evangelical christian conference attendees. Hell, even pay per porn purchases explose when bible freaks come to town) as compared to the GOP.

    Second, they not only suffer from bad economic ideas, early ejaculation is the rule, not the exception. (This effectively doubles the number of johns that your standard high class hooker can service per day)

    Lastly, quite often all the bible-beating, besotted, GOPer will do is look at the pretty lady, fall to his knees screaming, "Forgive me Jesus, I have sinned!" repeatedly, then grap a bunch of cash, fling it in the general direction of the hooker, beg for her to keep this meeting secret, and run out the door.

    What we call god is merely a living creature with superior technology & understanding. If their fragile egos demand prayer, they lose that superiority.

    by agnostic on Mon Mar 18, 2013 at 07:39:13 AM PDT

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