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  •  Surprisingly, kids heads don't crack that easily (1+ / 0-)
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    Especially the pre-schoolers.

    But it depends what you order. For the little tikes, I recommend the "King" style pizzas ringed with squid ball tumors such as the "Mini Steak with Black Pepper Sauce" (4th row, far right) or the "Tasty Bacon" (7th row, far right).

    Kids like to stick their fingers in the squid balls and eat them like ice cream pops, and they soon forget about bumps on the head.

    1,500 ft is not such a great distance. The impact force at terminal velocity of a 14 inch pizza dropped from 1500 ft, factoring wind resistance, should be well below 1kn/cm2.

    What about my Daughter's future?

    by koNko on Thu Mar 21, 2013 at 02:32:42 AM PDT

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    •  I was mostly worried about those 2 liter (1+ / 0-)
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      bottles of soda (even the diet, sugar-free varietyA) that seem to be popular accompaniments of pizza (and pizza-related foods).

      I suspect that one of those coming down at a terminal velocity of 120 mph * might * damage even the hardest headed kid.

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