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  •  Annieli, that Shiva-linga Muzzle is a RENTAL! (5+ / 0-)

    Look at the top orange muzzle cap's black lettering.  What will we do? Pick one up at a U-Haul dealer? Or U-Muzzle dealer? Or Ace Hardware? Go to Walgreens for a Wallinga-Muzzle? In case of a looming linga outbreak, break glass, grab device, drop, roll and freeze?

    I'm not quite clear why a paint-ball CO2 tank is needed for a 'shut it down' muzzle, unless perhaps this is what achieves the muzzling action--targeting a hot turbid Shiva-linga using cold CO2 gas would yield a deflated, wrinkled-up shrunken effect in seconds, more effective than a cool swimming pool on George (from old Seinfeld show). It's not just a game-changer, it's a gamete changer.

    Either that or you mistakenly latched onto a picture of a new high-tech Shiva-linga extender pump...to be linga-francka I can't quite be sure without reading the manual. Maybe with nitrous oxide in the tank... nah... hmmph. I'm out in the cold and stumped...well, not quite like that.

    I do have some linga-ing concerns about the ergonomics of hooking up the muzzle and the trigger's location--it might be hard to self-inflict with this. I'm sure if Apple's design crew could rework it, we'd have a pocket-sized or purse-sized I-Muzzle that most would find usable. Or maybe call it the I-FrigiDater?

    When life gives you wingnuts, make wingnut butter!

    by antirove on Mon Mar 25, 2013 at 10:10:53 AM PDT

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