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  •  Sure they can (4+ / 0-)
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    mookins, myboo, ET3117, pucklady

    And it would stock chastity belts, silver purity rings, and that favorite right wing birth control device, aspirin.

    "The problems of incompetent, corrupt, corporatist government are incompetence, corruption and corporatism, not government." Jerome a Paris

    by Orinoco on Wed Mar 27, 2013 at 05:24:25 PM PDT

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    •  no, no, no (1+ / 0-)
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      Aspirin is a fertility medication.  When your married partner claims to have a headache, you give her an aspirin, wait ten minutes, and then know her in a biblical sense.

      •  But on a college campus (0+ / 0-)

        we aren't dealing with a lot of married couples, and you're right, for married collegians, aspirin enhances fertility, almost as much as selling part of your stock portfolio for living expenses.

        But for the single co-ed, an aspirin placed and held firmly between the knees is supposed to be a wonderful abstinance-based contraceptive.

        "The problems of incompetent, corrupt, corporatist government are incompetence, corruption and corporatism, not government." Jerome a Paris

        by Orinoco on Thu Mar 28, 2013 at 02:07:11 PM PDT

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        •  oh, oh, oh (1+ / 0-)
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          Must have missed that one in sex education class.

          •  You must have gone to (0+ / 0-)

            one of those librul gummint skools. Dag nab it.
            ;^)

            "The problems of incompetent, corrupt, corporatist government are incompetence, corruption and corporatism, not government." Jerome a Paris

            by Orinoco on Thu Mar 28, 2013 at 07:53:45 PM PDT

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