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  •  I Kept My Uterus For Exactly This Reason (8+ / 0-)

    I divorced after almost 30 years of marriage.

    When I had to have my hysterectomy on account of Cancer, I kept my uterus. As sick as I was, I was sane enough to suspect the day might arrive when I do meet someone I want to marry, and I should have my uterus on hand for some child-making activities in case the procreation police show up at the door.  

    I'd also be willing to lease my uterus to other older couples who prefer to fornicate for pleasure.  My uterus is a great beard!    

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