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  •  Yeah, I mean, there are only (3+ / 0-)
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    two situations in which a chihuahua could conceivably be a threat:

    The first is if the dog's showing signs of being rabid. Which is exceedingly unlikely since any animal capable of transmitting rabies would probably kill a chihuahua in the process.

    The second is if you're tied down and a very angry chihuahua is placed on top of you. In that case, you don't have anything to worry about, since you've been captured by a Blofeld wannabe, you're James Bond, and you've got 40 points of plot armour to all locations.

    Iuris praecepta sunt haec: Honeste vivere, alterum non laedere, suum cuique tribuere. - Ulpian, Digestae 1, 3

    by Dauphin on Fri Apr 05, 2013 at 04:25:52 AM PDT

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    •  It rubs the lotion or it gets the hose. (0+ / 0-)

      "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --M. L. King "You can't fix stupid" --Ron White -6.00, -5.18

      by zenbassoon on Fri Apr 05, 2013 at 06:51:01 AM PDT

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