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  •  Biology explains Jesus' middle name. (2+ / 0-)
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    prettygirlxoxoxo, jan4insight

    Many of us have heard Jesus referred to by his full name. What few realize is that Jesus' middle name is known to every biologist worth her/his degree. But first, a little family history.
    Haploid cells have only one half the chromosomes of a diploid cell. Diploid cells get half of their chromosomes from each parent, i.e., through sexual reproduction. 23 chromosomes from mom and 23 from dad equals 46 chromosomes found in humans. Since Jesus was the product of immaculate conception he only got 23 chromosomes from mom, hence, his name, Jesus Haploid Christ. Generally known as Jesus H. Christ. Now you know how Jesus got his middle name.

    •  No, no, no! His middle name is Harold. (1+ / 0-)
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      Eyesbright

      You know, "Our Father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name."

      And since the Holey Spirit impregnated Mary, who bore Jesus and H.S., J. and the Father are all the same guy, then the appellation Jesus H. Mother-Fucking Christ is entirely appropriate.

      (Oddly, I find lots of people muttering about lightening and moving away from me...)

      Socialist? I do not think that word means what you think it means.

      by Kimbeaux on Sun Apr 07, 2013 at 12:02:38 PM PDT

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