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  •  Glen will be back, selling Dittocoins (5+ / 0-)

    The currency for 'in the know' Dittoheads and who're too smart to buy Bitcoins.
    Exchange rates set daily personally by Glenn in consultation with Jesus.

    •  Dude!! That gives me an idea: (5+ / 0-)

      So, as I understand it, Bitcoins work on the premise that to use them you have to expend some amount of computational resources, such that counterfeiting them is prohibitively expensive. IOW, they're kept secure by the power of computational intractability.

      So! What if rather than computer power, we had coins that ran on the power of prayer!? That's right, you just have to pray every time you want to use a Beckcoin, and the amount of prayer needed to forge the coin would be prohibitive, and anyway someone praying that much more than you probably deserves it more anyway!!

      Code Monkey like freedom / Code Monkey like peace and justice too
      Code Monkey very nerdy man / With big warm fuzzy bleeding heart
      Code Monkey like you!

      Formerly known as Jyrinx.

      by Code Monkey on Mon Apr 15, 2013 at 08:51:33 AM PDT

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    •  Best investment in America? (0+ / 0-)

      Become a huckster like Glenn Beck.

      SOLID gold!

      I traded it in for a whole 'nother world...a pirate flag and an island girl.

      by glb3 on Mon Apr 15, 2013 at 09:23:35 AM PDT

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      •  Glenn is in the process... (0+ / 0-)

        ...of changing his name to Elijah Beck.

        Speak to us dear prophet. What wisdom has God bestowed upon you? Be it gold and silver? Be it guns and ammo? Be it fertile land and seed? May I enter the gates of your great city of Independence, USA?

        I traded it in for a whole 'nother world...a pirate flag and an island girl.

        by glb3 on Mon Apr 15, 2013 at 09:39:39 AM PDT

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