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  •  I'm female. I like the Three Stooges. (1+ / 0-)
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    John Crapper

    I prefer Benny Hill to Monty Python.

    My favorite scene in Blazing Saddles is the campfire.

    What can I say?

    Strength and dignity are her clothing, she rejoices at the days to come; She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the law of kindness is on her tongue.

    by loggersbrat on Thu Apr 25, 2013 at 12:58:37 PM PDT

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    •  If we can't maintain and nurture our sense of (2+ / 0-)
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      humor in the midst of all the crap we see happening around us we are really in trouble.  I love the stooges and Benny Hill and BlazingSaddles was a gas (pun intended).  Sometime Monty strikes chord with me an other times not so much.  Hope I don't dissappoint.  

      If we really want to straighten out all this crap we really need to think about shit - Holy Shit.

      by John Crapper on Thu Apr 25, 2013 at 01:08:15 PM PDT

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      •  "Jack" sometimes being a nickname for "John",... (2+ / 0-)
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        John Crapper, grollen

        and "crap" being an alternative to s#it, I wonder if you've heard the following, which coincidentally just happened to have hit my email inbox today:

        WHO IS JACK SCHITT??????

             For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

           We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't  know Jack Schitt!'

            Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

            Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

            Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and  owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

            In  turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious  couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,  Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip  Schitt.

           Against  her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a  high school  dropout.  They had a son Tuff Schitt,  who grew up to be a radical union leader at the fertilizer company, Needeep N. Schitt.

           After  being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe  Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She  was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

           Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a  son with a  rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

          Two  of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were  inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

           The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

           The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

           Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

           He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian  bride, Pisa Schitt.  They had a son, Godda Schitt.

           Now  when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can  correct  them.

            Sincerely,

            Crock O. Schitt

            NOTE:  PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A  LAUGH.

            REMEMBER:  IF YOU DON'T, THEN YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO FULLA SCHITT OR GIVA SCHITT.


        ; )

        "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

        by Neuroptimalian on Thu Apr 25, 2013 at 02:35:17 PM PDT

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