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  •  Ready for the Front Lines (4+ / 0-)
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    like a built-in 2-way VOX FRS/GMRS transceiver for an in-ear headset that be set in channel-sync with their friend Cover Team.

    Your child Classroom Infantry Unit (CIU), First Class should work with their Cover Team to walk progress to their school Learning Command Post (LCP).

    It is the responsibility of the Cover Team Leader to conduct proper threat assessment in all routing decisions to get them from the house Residential Family Outpost (RFO) to the LCP with a minimum exposure to threat.

    Never select a waypoint more than 100 yards distant so as to expose you to the least amount of enemy fire and DOES NOT require you to cross in front of other members of your Cover Team, thereby masking their fire.

    If you mask the fire of your Cover Team, you are essentially ALONE and IN THE OPEN to the enemy and you CAN NOT rely on your Kevlar Knapsack to protect you from unmitigated enemy fire... DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SOLDIER?!?!??!

    ADVANCE IS A HIGH CRAWL! Use existing landscaping and parked cars when possible.  Carefully select your timing on any open-area rushes and NEVER REMAIN UPRIGHT FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS AT A TIME!

    All CIU's should be ready-equipped with up-armored lunchboxes with at LEAST 2 meals worth of Peanut Butter Crackers 2 Juice Box Electrolyte-Hydration Units.  

    All critical artwork or crayon drawings must be cleared by Command prior to leaving the RFO and properly stored in the Knapsack or a separate tube to prevent damage.  

    Gluesticks need to be fitted for cross-climate use.  #2 pencils must be combat-ready.

    If your mission requires the transport of any sensitive material such as a science project or popsicle stick structure, or in way requires the use of a costume, YOU MUST request Parental Vehicle Transport.  Don't try to be a hero.

    ....and while no one likes to talk about bleak possibilities, if any CIU falls into enemy hands, always remember your the pencil sharpener has a 1" razor blade.  All Covert Operators have received proper training on when to take necessary steps to prevent themselves from compromising sensitive information.

    Красота спасет мир --F. Dostoevsky

    by Wisper on Fri Apr 26, 2013 at 11:42:12 AM PDT

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