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  •  I made a deal to be eaten last (5+ / 0-)
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    jbou, Flying Goat, GreenMother, Amayi, Audri

    I have it authority tis true.

    And we sail and we sail and we never see land, just the rum in the bottle and a pipe in my hand...

    by Mortifyd on Mon May 06, 2013 at 10:49:05 PM PDT

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    •  Thanks! Sounds reliable to me! (4+ / 0-)
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      jbou, GreenMother, Audri, Spirit of Life

      I'll have to figure out how to drive Francis off.  Anyone had any experience with exorcism?  Is water blessed by a Unitarian minister as effective as that blessed by an Anglican priest?  How does tap water compare to distilled water?  How about river water?  What if the river is polluted?  Or maybe I should just go with bottled water?

      Does holy water even work on purple elephants named Francis who are the agents of Cthulhu?  Come to think of it, would it even work on Cthulhu?  He's an Elder God, rather than a demon, after all.  Maybe the FSM is one, too?  Things are starting to make sense now....  Perhaps blessed spaghetti sauce would be better?

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