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View Diary: Thanks to abstinence teaching, Elizabeth Smart felt 'I'm that chewed up piece of gum' (162 comments)

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  •  So are all wives defiled unvirtuous chewing gum? (0+ / 0-)

    That's the only conclusion I can reach from these analogies.

    •  No, no, no … (0+ / 0-)

      the white rose stays white if your hymen was intact until your wedding night. The chewed gum retains its appeal and full-bodied flavor. The cookies and brownies are moist and yummy… you get the idea. Premarital virginity is magic that way.

      Sex is OK for mormons once they're married, but not before.

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