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  •  Wait.. they have TEAMS? (9+ / 0-)
     Dear Praying Minnesotan,  Please activate your prayer team NOW, and encourage your friends to come to the Capitol on Thursday!
    Im not sure exactly what to think about this.  I am not a prayer kind of guy, so needless to say I am not on a team. I don't think I could even merit a spot to ride the bench of a prayer team because I'm fairly sure I wouldn't even show up for the practices.

    Is this like a sports league thing?  Like the Minnesota Seraphs are praying against their arch-rivals the Milwaukee Orizons  down at PepsiCo Field this Sunday.  While Minnesota would normally be the heavy favorite in this match, the recent injury to their star invoker raises some questions and shifts the burden to their Litany Defense against Milwaukee's rookie supplication superstar.

    ...or is more like Justice League thing?  Like each person has special prayer abilities.  Are there twins where one of them can pray for any kind of animal and the other one can pray for anything related to water?  Is there an invisible Prayer Jet involved?  ...does the one loser that can only pray to fish always get left behind?

    Or is this like a Navy SEAL thing like Prayer Team Six?  Do I have to worry, as an atheist, of an elite tactical team of the devout might storm my house in the middle of the night and pray me in the face?

    Красота спасет мир --F. Dostoevsky

    by Wisper on Thu May 16, 2013 at 05:35:31 AM PDT

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