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  •  there is no gravity... (3+ / 0-)

    ... Alex Jones sucks.

    Okay, too easy.

    - Mars Bars are actually from Mars, because how could anything so delicious not be the product of alien technology?

    - Benghazi was actually an inside job conducted to distract people from... ACORN!

    - John McCain actually won the election but decided to abdicate when he saw video of his vice-presidential candidate having a violent argument with a sock-puppet she thought was a "real boy."

    - The government has cars that run on WATER, man!  WATER!  (we can run old clips from That 70's Show to support this)

    "Glenn Beck ends up looking like a fat, stupid child. His face should be wearing a chef's hat on the side of a box of eclairs. " - Doug Stanhope

    by Front Toward Enemy on Wed May 22, 2013 at 01:40:13 PM PDT

    •  Mars Bars Muslim corollary: Coconut is a plot... (1+ / 0-)
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      it's only delicious if you have the Muslim gene that makes you susceptible to forced conversion - coconut activates the gene.

      It seems curiosity has killed the cat that had my tongue.

      by Murphoney on Wed May 22, 2013 at 02:46:32 PM PDT

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