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  •  Wait, isn't this connected to Benghazi? (2+ / 0-)
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    AnnieR, jmonch

    Have I been lied to?

    What the fuq?

    •  Of course it's related.. (1+ / 0-)
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      Joieau

      ....to Benghazi.

      Everything is related to Benghazi, that's a given.

      "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

      by jkay on Thu May 23, 2013 at 10:42:53 AM PDT

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    •  wait... (0+ / 0-)

      I thought the scandal was about Bing Crosby; I've been wondering what it was all about.  Who's Ben Ghazi?

      •  "Ben Ghazi"... (1+ / 0-)
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        jmonch

        ...is actually a very weird desert holy man who at last count had a herd of twenty odd camels and a few alpacas.

        He was last seen less than a mile away from the consulate which oddly was located in the town of "Benghazi(I know, strange coincidence).

        He and his herd mysteriously vanished the day of the attack and have not been seen since.

        "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

        by jkay on Thu May 23, 2013 at 11:22:07 AM PDT

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        •  distinguishing characteristics? (1+ / 0-)
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          jkay

          What, precisely, was so odd about the 20 camels?  Did they disappear in an unlucky strike?  Did they disappear in shame because they were caught cavorting with alpacas, having mistaken them for llamas, or worse, Fernando Lamas?

          Poor Ben... I've done some research and have learned that he coined the phrase, "smoke 'em if you got 'em."  It's a lovely epitaph.

          •  That's rather obvious (1+ / 0-)
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            jmonch

            The camels are gay.

            Why do you think the consulate was attacked?

            When the Al Qaeda terrorists found out about the gay herd, they got so upset that they started firing at them, but many of the missiles missed the intended target and instead struck the consulate.

            As I said before, the herd scattered and has not been seen since.

            Supposedly, these gay camels are now spreading the gay unfettered all over Libya.

            "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

            by jkay on Thu May 23, 2013 at 12:38:42 PM PDT

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