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    MT Spaces, wonderful world, jabney

    my novel (753 pages) is 18 bucks and 9 for the Kindle version

    http://www.amazon.com/...

    but it's an unparalleled work of sprezzatura (if that is what I mean) so you gotta expect to pay more.

    Here's a list of who is in it in order of appearance so buy now or be sad.

    The Poet B
    The Fellow “T”
    Joe Green
    Peter S Beagle
    The Loneliest Ranger
    Gogol’s Nose
    Bob Dylan’s Bathtub
    The Cat Jeoffrey
    Sam Culotta
    Silky the Queen of Romania
    Pancho and Lefty
    Odysseus
    Ahab
    Mercutio
    Tiny Tim
    Jack The Depressed Poet
    David Dalquist, inventor of the Bundt pan, and founder of Nordic Ware  
    Karl Mueller, Soul Asylum bassist
    Little Debbie
    Omniscient Narrator
    God
    The Flying Monkeys
    The Jim Jims
    The Scarecrow
    Rin Tin Tin
    The Armored Ladybugs of Slanth
    Plurissa the Elven Queen
    Commander Getz of Chicago
    Rosenkrantz
    Guilderstern
    Mark the Lepanto – the World’s Greatest Economist
    Hamlet’s Father’s ghost
    Zachary Polyanthous O' Boz
    Jeri Jerry
    Adjunct Professor Pro Tem Byrd
    Othello
    Desdemona
    Elijah Wood
    Uomo Senza Nome
    Paris
    Marty McFly
    Doc Brown
    Tim Smith
    Richard II
    Dizzy Dean Fallwell
    The Chevalier D Noel Patane
    Sir Valentine Ravenscar (Ravenscar J. Spaulding)
    Chris Millen of Glasgow
    Mark the Lostlenore
    The Shadow
    Professor Moriarity
    The Insidious Doctor Fu Manchu
    Darth Vader
    Mr. Mxyztplk (pronounced mix-yez-pit-el-ick –
    Sauron of Mordor
    Death
    The person from Porlock
    Baldur
    Don To Wit To Wooh Tree of All
    The ghost of Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili known as Stalin, Father of All Nations!
    Harpo Marx
    James Bond
    Adolph Hitler.
    Flit Doomney
    A Fucking Liar from Wisconsin
    Santa Claus
    The White Kitty
    Harvard the Old Poet
    King Kong
    The Maltese Falcon
    Sam Spade
    Dracula
    Fezziwig,
    Howlin’ Wolf
    Ole Anderson
    Miss Tara Birch
    Al of the NightHawk
    Two Goons (the Killers)
    Loki
    Satan
    Giuseppe! Verdi
    Zeus
    Freya
    Salieri
    Commander William John Harper (Sir Cockup Codswallop)
    Gwen the Widder Maker
    Sylvester the Cat
    The Midnight Cowboy
    Jimi Hendrix
    Geoffrey the Wangdoodleless
    Diogenes
    Mr. Micawber
    Andy Warhol
    Stuart One Rhymer
    Uncle Joe
    Jean Marie Green
    Alien Jesus Christ (XLANTH)
    Jesus Christ
    Sister Eucharista
    Steve Snyder
    Chester Anderson from Waldenville
    Homeless Man reading “The Count of Monte Cristo”
    Homeless Man Eating Animal Crackers

    The Corn God
    Syd, owner of John's Cosmopolitan club in Deep Ellum
    Rich, the drunken Vietnam veteran
    Ayinde Jones
    Mrs. Dora Spaulding
    Heckle Spaulding
    The Loneliest Loneliest Ranger Huddie ledbetter (Leadbelly)
    Walt Whitman
    Richie Holleran
    Weldon Kees
    Sergeant Major Gilmore Davis
    Charlie Solomon
    Dorothy Kilgallen
    Miss Watson
    Aunt Polly
    Jim
    Henry James
    Holden Caulfield
    Raskolnikov
    Emma Bovary
    Stephen Deadass
    Mark Twain
    Virgil Tibbs
    Leo Tolstoy
    Anna Karenina
    Dondi
    D'Artagnan
    Portos
    Athos
    Aramis
    F.Scott Fitzgerald
    Ernest Hemingway
    Zelda
    Voltaire
    Woody Allen
    Long Johns Silver
    Captain Flint
    Tom Sawyer
    Huckleberry Finn
    Mr. Thomas Fellenbaum, with his dog Smedley
    Tinkerbelle
    Young Werther
    Dan Ackroyd
    The Easter Bunny
    Jimmy Valentine
    Deputy Barney Fife
    Andy
    Gomer
    Goober
    Floyd
    Aunt Bee
    John Keats
    Jethro Bodine
    Eliie May Clampit
    Grandma Clampit
    Pa Clampit
    Philip Jose FarmerHal
    Hal
    Henny Penney
    Commander Leghorn
    Peckatus
    The President of the United States Ralston Valentine
    Miss Florence
    Johnny Wasko
    Bill Peake
    Jose the Diving Horse
    Mr. Pickwick
    Gertrude the Tic Tac Toe Playing Chicken
    William Shakespeare
    Ezra Pound
    Babe Ruth
    Lou Gehrig
    Ebenezer Scrooge
    Tush Bimball
    William Butler Yeats
    The FALLON
    Jeckel Spaulding
    The Munchkin Liberation Front
    The Wizard of Oz
    Homer L. Seastrunk
    The Tarbard
    George Noel Gordon, Lord Byron
    Don King
    Charlotte
    Charles Dickens
    H.G. Wells
    Captain John Charity Spring M.A
    Abraham Lincoln
    Jabez Stone
    Sir Harry Flashman
    Robert Johnson
    Admiral Wilhelm Canaris
    Colonel Sammel
    The cast of “La Boheme
    Richard Wagner
    International Brotherhood of Railway Porters
    Cat Stevens
    Paul Butterfield
    The Strawberry Alarm Clock
    Grace Slick
    Jerry Garcia
    663
    King Arthur
    La Belle Dame Sans Merci
    Priita the Amazon Queen
    Davy Crockett
    Oscar Wilde
    Lord Alfred Douglas
    Mr. Jacques Derrida
    Tigger
    Maurice the bell hop from "The Catcher in the Rye
    The Cheshire cat
    The Sad English Majors of the Night
    Old Forty Year Old Guy Returned to School
    The Guy Who Loved Blake
    The philosopher William James
    Shoeless Joe Jackson
    Opie
    Mel Gibson
    Sam Beckett
    the Nabokov Squirrel
    Ray Bradbury
    Willie Mays
    Henry Wiggens
    Moonlight Graham!
    Leon Carter.
    The “Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings
    Josh Gibson
    Dottie Henson of the Rockford Peaches
    Crash Davis
    Nuke Laloosh!
    Roy Hobbs
    Eddie Harris. “Mr. Spitball.
    Gil Gamesh.
    VAN LINGLE MUNGO
    Tito Fuentes
     Roy Campenella,
    Ted Williams
    Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk.
    Ping Bodie
    Cool Papa Bell
    Ernie Banks
    Three Finger Brown
    Joe DiMaggio!”
    Walter Johnson! The Big Train!”
    Stan the Man!
    Herb Pennock! The Knight of Kennett Square!
    Nap Lajoie
    Minnie Miñoso
    Satchel Paige
    General Ulysses S Grant
    General Robert E Lee
    President Teddy Roosevelt
    President of the United States, Franklin Roosevelt
    Martin Luther King
    Woody Guthrie
    Winston Churchill
    John Milton
    John Donne
    Richard Lovelace
    J. D. Salinger
    Seymour Glass
    Saul Bellow
    James Dean
    Wystan Hugh Auden
    Tiny Tim (from “A Christmas Carol”
    Norma Desmond
    Orson Welles
    Gandalf
    Gabriel Garcia Lorca
    President of the United States George Washington
    The Flit Domney Entity
    The Chamber of Commerce
    Michael Caine
    John Lennon
    Rod Serling
    Cecily
    The Fool
    Leon
    Timothy

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