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  •  Maybe his wife should have sold a few more (1+ / 0-)
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    gffish

    dying horses temporarily rallied by stimulants and painkillers to unsuspecting animal lovers. Or Christian Bale Romney could have simply punched people in the face until they became donors.

    I'm never sure if I've forgotten and left the lid up, or if InvisObama™ is using the loo.

    by The Gryffin on Fri Jun 07, 2013 at 06:54:19 PM PDT

    •  Nah! (3+ / 0-)
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      vcmvo2, gffish, The Gryffin

      He should have tried buying off white, middle-aged Democratic voters with $1 million in random unmarked bills each, sent to look like an eBay purchase.

      Float like a manhole cover, sting like a sash weight! Clean Coal Is A Clinker!

      by JeffW on Fri Jun 07, 2013 at 07:02:15 PM PDT

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