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  •  Plf, there was a great skit during one (8+ / 0-)

    of the superbowls, and I don't know who did it, a parody of Tom Hanks in Castaway.  

    A bearded old man in a UPS suit knocks on somebody's door with a package, and explains he's been stuck on a deserted island for twenty years, protecting THIS package, and never opening it.  He asks them though, can I please now know what was in it.

    Well, she opens the box.  The first thing she pulls out is a lighter.  "Oh, if I had had that, had that, I ruined my hands trying to start a fire..."

    The next thing is, I think, a book on boatmaking.  He goes bananas.  "Oh my God, I could have made a boat..."

    The last thing she pulls out is a cell phone.

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