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  •  Just happen to be rich. (3+ / 0-)
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    raboof, ladybug53, RiveroftheWest

    Man, can you believe it?

    I was out jogging in the park, feeling good about myself.
    It was a beautiful day. Sun was up.  People running the other way smiled and said "Hello!"

    When I was done with my run, I ambled over to the juice bar to score me a smoothie, when, suddenly, somebody leapt up to open the door.

    As I entered the place, 4 employees threw themselves on the floor and insisted that I walk to the counter over their prostrate bodies so as to avoid indignities to the soles of my shoes.

    Guy at the counter had my smoothie made before I even got there, and served it to me with his head bowed, refusing to make eye contact.

    I went back to my car, and, to my surprise, my trusty and rusty old Geo Prizm was gone, replaced by a Tungsten Silver Aston Martin DB9.

    Whaddya know?

    Somewhere between mile 2 and the juice bar, I had become filthy stinking rich.

    Go figure.

    LG: You know what? You got spunk. MR: Well, Yes... LG: I hate spunk!

    by dinotrac on Mon Jun 17, 2013 at 02:47:59 AM PDT

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