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  •  Dear Mr Kollitides (2+ / 0-)
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    a2nite, Glen The Plumber

    I so sympathize with your predicament!

    And because I am a forward thinking and sincere fellow patriot capitalist piglet I'll swap you some stock in my knife skills company in exchange for an equity stake in yours.

    You see, after the bloody civil war in which the government seizes most of the guns and remaining gun owners withdraw into the wilderness there is going to be an open market for those with knife skills.

    I've taught all my children to properly clean and sharpen knives and how to use them. Every knife in the kitchen and garage is razor sharp as is each set they have in their bedrooms. They're great kids; my older son is expert at filleting but my younger shows real talent and flair in going straight for the jugular.

    I'd be delighted if you and your children would come over and visit so we all can get acquainted. While we are manning the barbecue and planning how we will corner the knife market, my boys can teach yours some basic knife handling. It will be fun.

    Floyd B. Razor, II

    "They did not succeed in taking away our voice" - Angelique Kidjo - Opening the Lightning In a Bottle concert at Radio City Music Hall in New York City - 2003

    by LilithGardener on Mon Jun 17, 2013 at 02:17:59 PM PDT

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